February 2012
334 posts
When people replace g's with q's
totally-relatable:
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When people are talking about diets
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I’m just like:
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That awkward moment when....
You use up all someone’s monthly texts in one day…
Op…
kanye west: *sneezes*
kanye west: bless me
“oh wait did I say shopping? I meant beating the southern accent out of...”
– Brianna
Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
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Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
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Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were…
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
ithinkimaunicorn:
And you’re like:
attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you taLKING ABOUT
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
Thoughts.
It would seem I can’t go one day without fucking shit up.
I just want to be in constant contact with you, for no reason whatsoever. So sometimes I say dumb shit…. Most of the time I say dumb shit… Okay, I say dumb shit all the time.
And I really don’t mean to say some of it. Or anything.
Jesus Christ.
I hate myself.
I'm yours
I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as much
And though I may not look like much
I’m yours
And though my edges may be rough
I never feel I’m quite enough
It may not seem like very much
But I’m yours
I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as much
I know I don’t fit in that much
But I’m yours
